Category Archives: 5 ) Traders humour

Essential Hand Signals All Traders Should Know .

Some say that trading via shouts and hand signals is a dying art
for the open out cry  Floor traders – due to threat of the electronic traders -

While these hand signals may only be around for a few more years , these essential BarSigns will live on forever … Use them Well  .

Happy Holloween Subscribers .

Euro Zone

“Traders Humour Series”

A short clip from Saturday Night Live finding its way firmly into the Traders Humour Series Enjoy .

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Christmas canceled .

#BREAKINGNEWS

<< Exclusive>>

Due to Further Worldwide austerity measures Santa has canceled Deliveries In Ireland Europe and north America, it has just been confirmed.

Word has it on the street that Santa,s little helpers are up in arms with sporadic worldwide protests and violence expected to spread over the Festive Period  .

The Story Hit the News-wires when Santa was captured on camera begging on a street corner, the picture was tweeted out which went viral within hours .

We Contacted Misses Claus and ask her for her comments – She confirmed that Santa Would still be delivering bankers Bonuses and government Pay increases worldwide and that his last stop would be to the IMF .  She Declined to Comment on rumour,s that they are in fact both in Debt up to there necks  on there Exclusive South Pole Holiday Properties .

Sources Close to Santa Believe Hes  sunk so low that hes been selling Fx Robots on the side to gullible get rich quick Persons to raise extra funds though these are unconfirmed reports – Speculation will now grow within the conspiracy community that in fact Austerity is just a cover story – Santa was spotted flying a Top off the range Rudolph the red and Golden nosed reindeer early this year where exactly he got the money for it remains to be seen .

The baldy one has spoken – Copyright © 2010 tweeterTrades

“trader,s humour series”

Traders Humour part (9) “hitlers plan to save Ireland “

Full Credit goes to the zerohedge Boys for turning me on to this piece of Comedy mastery .

Traders Humour Past (8) Irish PM and IMF bailout

Taken From the Irish Times newspaper .

Not the real Irish PM Brian Cowen but pretty close i,d say .

Just like they sold there fellow Irish men out in the north of Ireland to the British after the 1916 uprising they,ve gone and done it again to there own south of the border  , No real surprise really .

Now watch as the Sheeple Vote in more of the same lying bunch from the other side of the paradigm – What good is your Vote when you dont even own your country anymore and have lost all sovereignty – Just For Clarity I Am a Irish Person and By so – I define myself  as free in mind and spirit – I do not recognize the Rep of Ireland nor Northern Ireland where I preside ,  I do however recognize the enslavement of People before my very eyes just as i stated in the right hand side of my blog - keep electing lying politicians, believing bogus economic/political theories, and getting swindled by financiers until it is clear beyond a doubt that the system no longer benefits



Traders Humour part (7) “Rent Is Too Damn High”

In a debate expected to be dominated by top New York governor candidates Andrew Cuomo and Carl Paladino, Jimmy McMillan of the Rent Is Too Damn High Party provided the fireworks. Watch his inspired views on karate, gay marriage, and, well, rent.


Traders Humour part (6) QE2

QE2 –

Cant find who to credit this for -  No idea who made It .


Traders Humour part (5)

With the UK to cut 500,000 public sector jobs under austerity plans i found it only fitting to post this , seriously if you didn’t laugh you,d cry .


Traders Humour part (4)

Forgot to use stops