Category Archives: 5 ) Traders humour

Learn the Markets “Hidden” Code to Profit .

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How Professional Trader,s Cheat

Did you know third-party like Business Wire sells hedge funds an early, albeit split-second, look at corporate earnings, before retail traders see it ?
it’s perfectly legal.

The University of Michigan, for example, sells the rights to its Survey of Consumers to Reuters for $1 million a year. Reuters then sells early access to it either five minutes before the public gets it or five minutes and two second before—for the HFT crowd that wants to frontrun the frontrunners.

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Trading a Mental Game .

Trading is a mental sport you have to approach it like that.

Its a well known fact that many retail traders don’t have the mental preparation to confront trading markets . Patience discipline simplicity the missing qualities.

Needing to be sure is what really kills traders. They seek a certainty that can’t be found, and end up on the completely wrong path.

Weather you are just starting out in the world of trading , coming to terms with your own trading system , right through to the mental aspects of trading or simply a Professional trader looking for a new perspective and fresh mindset to your trading can help you .

Transition will ensure that the changes you want to make will be the right ones and will leave your trading business in better shape than ever.

Why ?

Because I’m now working for them ! 😉


Essential Hand Signals All Traders Should Know .

Some say that trading via shouts and hand signals is a dying art
for the open out cry  Floor traders – due to threat of the electronic traders –

While these hand signals may only be around for a few more years , these essential BarSigns will live on forever … Use them Well  .

Happy Holloween Subscribers .

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“Traders Humour Series”

A short clip from Saturday Night Live finding its way firmly into the Traders Humour Series Enjoy .

Gold Strategy Secret $

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Christmas canceled .


<< Exclusive>>

Due to Further Worldwide austerity measures Santa has canceled Deliveries In Ireland Europe and north America, it has just been confirmed.

Word has it on the street that Santa,s little helpers are up in arms with sporadic worldwide protests and violence expected to spread over the Festive Period  .

The Story Hit the News-wires when Santa was captured on camera begging on a street corner, the picture was tweeted out which went viral within hours .

We Contacted Misses Claus and ask her for her comments – She confirmed that Santa Would still be delivering bankers Bonuses and government Pay increases worldwide and that his last stop would be to the IMF .  She Declined to Comment on rumour,s that they are in fact both in Debt up to there necks  on there Exclusive South Pole Holiday Properties .

Sources Close to Santa Believe Hes  sunk so low that hes been selling Fx Robots on the side to gullible get rich quick Persons to raise extra funds though these are unconfirmed reports – Speculation will now grow within the conspiracy community that in fact Austerity is just a cover story – Santa was spotted flying a Top off the range Rudolph the red and Golden nosed reindeer early this year where exactly he got the money for it remains to be seen .

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